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Inside reads: "dew Me. Cover features a rose with falling drops of dew, accented with bold lettering and gold foil. Card measures 5" x 7.


The scene: when opened, this card is unforgettable! colorful as the emoji and just as fun, the three-dimensional purple veggie member pops up to surprise the recipient.
Satisfaction guaranteed, and we think he'll like the card too. Multiple uses: cut the anchor tabs and use the pop-up as a standalone decoration or a funny, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornament for your tree! You'll be a hero: finally, Anniversary, the perfect valentine's, or Birthday card for the special eggplant in your life.


Click ‘add to cart’ now and get your naughty greeting card completely risk-free! All purchases are covered by our replacement or money back guarantee. Made to impress: greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock.
Each naughty note card measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the perfect size to fit a sexy pic or naughty coupon inside. Crown the occasion: a smile-sparking greeting card for that special someone you love, birthday, or anniversary card for your awesome husband, wife, love to annoy. Keep it pristine: never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for him or her getting dirty or tattered. This makes a great valentine’s, and most importantly, boyfriend, girlfriend, or life partner.




1. GIFTING GIGGLES
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Funny Inappropriate Romantic Joke Card for him or her, Anniversary , Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Father’s Day | 30th 40th 50th 60th, Mother's day, Valentine’s Day, Birthday, Husband or Lover | Naughty Gift
#adGIFTING GIGGLES #ad - Made in usa. Includes envelope and metallic gold seal to give it sweet finishing touch. Laughter is the key to good living and give the gift of laughter to the one you care about, life is for living not living uptight ! If you don’t love your card for any reason we will offer a full 30 – day money back guarantee no questions asked ! Ships inside a thick Kraft mailer to prevent rips tears and bending during the shipping process.More information #ad
Printed on thickest 16pt cardstock we could find so it feels substantial in the hands of the person you are giving it to.Brand | GIFTING GIGGLES #ad |
Manufacturer | Gifting giggles #ad |
Height | 1 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Width | 7 Inches |
Part Number | white |
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2. Hallmark
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Hallmark Shoebox Naughty Anniversary Card, or Love Card for Significant Other Dew Me
#adHallmark #ad - Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Surprise your spouse or significant other with a sexy note that's sure to brighten their day, Whether it's your anniversary, Valentine's day, or just a regular old Tuesday.Inside reads: "dew Me. Cover features a rose with falling drops of dew, accented with bold lettering and gold foil. Card measures 5" x 7.
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". These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. With a modern design and punny sentiment, this Love card is the perfect way to remind your husband, girlfriend, wife, or boyfriend they still got it.Brand | Hallmark #ad |
Manufacturer | Hallmark #ad |
Height | 7.19 Inches |
Length | 0.13 Inches |
Width | 5 Inches |
Part Number | 499VFE1074 |
Model | 499VFE1074 |
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3. Gonzey
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Naughty Anniversary Cards,Rude Funny Birthday Valentine's Day Card for Boyfriend Husband Him Fiance Mens
#adGonzey #ad - Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. 100% satisfaction guarantee:. Card size folded: 205cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3". Comes with envelope, Card left blank inside for your personal written message.More information #ad
Fast delivery. Say how you really feel with this funny card, it's sure to bring a smile to his face. Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope.Brand | Gonzey #ad |
Manufacturer | Gonzey #ad |
Height | 0.08 Inches |
Length | 8.27 Inches |
Width | 5.51 Inches |
Part Number | KB001 |
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4. PopLife
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For Boyfriend, But…” Inappropriate Birthday Card, PopLife Naughty Eggplant 3D Pop Up Card, "I Love You for Your Personality, Funny Card for Husband, Sexy Valentine’s Day Gift, Fiance
#adPopLife #ad - Complete with the hilarious phrase "I Love You for Your Personality. But that d is a really nice bonus", this pop-up card has laser-cut the words on the front cover inviting the recipient to open it and discover the UNEXPECTED pop up inside! .The scene: when opened, this card is unforgettable! colorful as the emoji and just as fun, the three-dimensional purple veggie member pops up to surprise the recipient.
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The perfect funny greeting card for your bf, fiancé or husband! You'll love pop cards from PopLife! Includes: one 6" x 7. 5" poplife 3d pop-up card, and one custom envelope for gifting or sending in the mail. Satisfaction guaranteed, and we think he'll like the card too. Multiple uses: cut the anchor tabs and use the pop-up as a standalone decoration or a funny, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornament for your tree! You'll be a hero: finally, Anniversary, the perfect valentine's, or Birthday card for the special eggplant in your life.
Brand | PopLife #ad |
Manufacturer | PopLife Cards #ad |
Height | 0.2 Inches |
Length | 7.5 Inches |
Width | 6.5 Inches |
Part Number | AC0052 |
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5. Gonzey
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Funny Valentine's Day Card,Naughty Valentines Day Card For Him
#adGonzey #ad - Comes with envelope, Card left blank inside for your personal written message. Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. 100% satisfaction guarantee:.More information #ad
Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope. Card size folded: 205cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3". Say how you really feel with this funny card, it’s sure to bring a smile to his face. Fast delivery.Brand | Gonzey #ad |
Manufacturer | Gonzey #ad |
Height | 0.08 Inches |
Length | 8.27 Inches |
Width | 5.51 Inches |
Part Number | KB003 |
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6. Seymour Butz
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Funny Birthday, or Valentine's Day Card -for Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Anniversary, or Girlfriend
#adSeymour Butz #ad - It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact. Buy with confidence: we are a family owned company that takes its customers’ satisfaction very seriously. Write your heart out: you’ve got all the room to touch that special someone’s heart or tickle their ribs.Click ‘add to cart’ now and get your naughty greeting card completely risk-free! All purchases are covered by our replacement or money back guarantee. Made to impress: greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock.
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While others are just 200gm, our humorous anniversary card for boyfriend/ girlfriend is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a premium feel. Our funny anniversary cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine. Each naughty note card measures 5” x 7”, is completely blank inside, and is the perfect size to fit a sexy pic or naughty coupon inside. Crown the occasion: a smile-sparking greeting card for that special someone you love, birthday, or anniversary card for your awesome husband, wife, love to annoy. Keep it pristine: never have to worry about the hilarious Valentine’s card for him or her getting dirty or tattered. This makes a great valentine’s, and most importantly, boyfriend, girlfriend, or life partner.
Brand | Seymour Butz #ad |
Manufacturer | Maad Brands #ad |
Part Number | 69 |
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7. Yerasiw
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Love You with All of My Bo*bs Card for Boyfriend Husband Him, Birthday Card, Funny Anniversary Card
#adYerasiw #ad - 100% satisfaction guarantee. Comes with easy sealing envelope. This funny card will sure bring a smile to his face. Fast shipping. Card sizewhen folded: 205 x 13. 5 cm / 8 x 5. 3 inches. Card left blank for your personal written message.More information #ad
Brand | Yerasiw #ad |
Manufacturer | Decolove #ad |
Part Number | BOOAN-GC-PN |
Model | BOOAN-GC-PN |
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8. Alzombi
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Boyfriend, Birthday Card for Him, Funny Anniversary Card for Husband, Valentines Day Card
#adAlzombi #ad - Envelope included. Premium super smooth 300gsm white card. This card will sure bring a smile to his face! Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Fast delivery. Card size folded: | 8 x 5. 3 inches | 205 x 13. 5 cm.More information #ad
Brand | Alzombi #ad |
Manufacturer | Nimab #ad |
Part Number | NM-RNJV-MD |
Model | NM-RNJV-MD |
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9. Alzombi
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Funny Anniversary Card, Sexy Card, Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him or Her, Birthday Card
#adAlzombi #ad - Perfect sizewhen folded: | 8 x 5. 3 inches | 205 x 13. 5 cm. Made from premium smooth 300gsm white card, handmade quality. This funny card will sure bring a big smile to the recipient.More information #ad
100% satisfaction guarantee. Fast delivery. Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. Envelope included.Brand | Alzombi #ad |
Manufacturer | Nimab #ad |
Part Number | AZB-YWZSXG-HK-MP |
Model | AZB-YWZSXG-HK-MP |
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10. Alzombi
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Funny Anniversary Card, Card for Boyfriend Husband Fiance Girlfriend Wife Fiancee, Birthday Card
#adAlzombi #ad - Card measures exactly 8"x 5. 3" / 205 x 13. 5 cm. Made from premium smooth 300gsm white card, handmade quality. Comes with envelope, blank inside. Prompt delivery. All cards are packaged in a plastic sleeve. Printed on smooth, heavy, recyclable cardstock.More information #ad
Brand | Alzombi #ad |
Manufacturer | Nimab #ad |
Part Number | NM-BBYSD-MD |
Model | NM-BBYSD-MD |
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