Top 10 Birthday Cards for Women Funny – Greeting Cards

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1. NobleWorks

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Bday Congrats Card with Envelope, Stiff Joints C5680BDG, NobleWorks, Humor for Adults, Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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NobleWorks #ad - This stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30 percent recycled content. Inside greeting says: Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday. Retro birthday card for women or grandma; Vintage pun notecard. Personalize a funny birthday note on the card's smooth, interior writing surface. Receive 1, happy birthday card with 5x7 envelope; The perfect birthday gift.
BrandNobleWorks #ad
ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.01 Inches
Length4.63 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width6.75 Inches
Part NumberC5680BDG
ModelC5680BDG

2. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Women Wine Bath

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Hallmark #ad - Send wishes for an amazing day to a gal who loves her wine with a funny birthday card made especially for her. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Inside reads: "Moderation, shmoderation! Have fun today. ". Birthday card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Cover features an illustration of a woman inside a glass of red wine drinking it with a straw, accented with metallic foil. With a cute design and cheerful sentiment, this funny birthday card is a great way to send your best to the birthday girl.
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ManufacturerHallmark #ad
Part Number399RZF1396
Model399RZF1396

3. NobleWorks

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Mom, Senility Prayer, Elderly Grandma Joke, Grandmothers, Congrats Celebration Notecard 9046, Bday Greeting Card for Women, Funny Woman Happy Birthday Note Card with Envelope 4.63 x 6.75 Inch

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NobleWorks #ad - This statement card with a white background makes growing old a cool thing. Here's the perfect card for your sweet and always funny grandma, or wife. Whether it's for an upcoming birthday or for a belated one, she will definitely love this fun take on senility.

Cover says: grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Happy Birthday. Celebrate her birthday with lots of fun and laughter by sending her this goofy greeting card. Each notecard is made from thick, naturally with 30-percent recycled content, durable cardstock no papyrus, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada. Size - this 4. 63 x 6. 75 inch birthday celebration card features a beautiful and funky grandma with a hilarious twist to a common prayer.

Personalized it with a sweet and sentimental birthday wish that she may stay cool and healthy. The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening yes, it's intentional; Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material. Card's inside greeting reads - another birthday, mom, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, like it or not. Birthday greeting card - make your mom or granny smile with this humor filled celebratory note card.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.1 Inches
Length6.75 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width4.63 Inches
Part Number9046
Model9046

4. NobleWorks

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Birthday Bestsellers AC2911BDG-B1x36, NobleWorks, 36 Assorted Funny Birthday Cards, Adult Bulk Boxed Set, Humor Cards with Envelopes

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NobleWorks #ad - Some cards may have inappropriate language or photos. Please review the photos for more details. Card's inside greeting reads - each card has its own unique greeting. Add laughter to your greetings! Size - this 4. 63 x 6. 75 inch greeting card set comes in a wonderful standard size allowing you to pen short and meaningful birthday greetings for that special celebrant of yours.

Always have a happy Birthday greeting card handy with this bulk set of 36 notecards. Boxed birthday cards - this lovely and complete birthday card bundle comes in a nice reusable box ensuring these cards are all tidy and organized. Fill it with nice notes to make the celebrant happy on their bday. Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock no papyrus, naturally with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.

Here's an assortment of 36 funny cards for birthdays, perfect for adults and mature teens. All that's missing is for you to pen a personalized message for the celebrant! The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening yes, it's intentional; Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
BrandNobleWorks #ad
ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height6.75 Inches
Length4.63 Inches
Width2 Inches
Part NumberAC2911BDG-B1x36
ModelAC2911BDG-B1x36

5. NobleWorksCards

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Funny Woman Birthday Card Adult, Vintage, NobleWorks, Retro Profanity Greeting Card for Birthdays C3229BDG, Spew Profanities

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NobleWorksCards #ad - Happy birthday card - make birthday celebrants laugh out loud with this unique vintage styled note card A colorful card that features a profanity filled inside greeting message. Happy Fucking Birthday.

This retro designed card features a beautiful and fierce lady with a silly cover statement. Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock no papyrus, naturally with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada. Inside message says - i enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. It's surely going to be one heck of a party when they read this.

Size - you'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope. The perfect card to give to friends who love adult humor and language. The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening yes, it's intentional; Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
BrandNobleWorksCards #ad
ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7.25 Inches
Width5.44 Inches
Part NumberC3229BDG
ModelC3229BDG

6. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Her Wine and Coffee

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Hallmark #ad - Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Inside reads: "Hope you feel the love on your birthday.

These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely. Send wishes for an amazing day to a gal who loves her coffee and wine with a funny birthday card made especially for her. ". Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. 2" and comes with an envelope. Card measures 5" x 7. Front features an illustration of a glass of wine and a mug of coffee on a coffee table arguing about who she loves more.
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ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number369RZF1018
Model369RZF1018

7. LimaLima

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Funny Birthday Card For Women Sending You Positive Vibes

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LimaLima #ad - Professionally printed - funny birthday card for women sending you Positive Vibes! Quality - professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish SIZE - A5 When Folded lots of space to add your own personal greeting. Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
BrandLimaLima #ad
ManufacturerLimaLima #ad
Height0.39 Inches
Length8.66 Inches
Weight0.09 Pounds
Width6.3 Inches
Part Number318

8. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card Cats Don't Care That It's Your Birthday

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Hallmark #ad - But i care, and that's all that matters. Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, hilarious, irreverent takes on life are surprising, often inappropriate and always timely.

Send wishes for the best day ever with a funny birthday card Your cat-loving friends or relatives are sure to appreciate. Card measures 5" x 7. Inside reads: "okay. ". Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. It's actually 5 Out of 5. Front features illustrations of four cats who clearly couldn't care less sleeping, yawning, eating, and playing with a cardboard box.2" and comes with an envelope.
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ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number349RZF1012
Model349RZF1012

9. Hallmark

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Hallmark Signature Birthday Card for Her Sassy and Classy Flag

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Hallmark #ad - Inside reads: "Nobody does you like you do. Wish your sassy, classy, badassy friend or family member a happy birthday with a celebratory birthday card that's as cool as they are.

Happy Birthday. ". Card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Cover features a black removable banner accented with fold foil. Hallmark signature offers stylish shoppers a curated and considered line of upscale and unique cards and gifts that reflect their personal style and make an immediate and lasting impression. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. With a fun, or home, removable flag they can use to decroate their desk, car, this is the perfect way to celebrate an amazing birthday girl.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Weight0.06 Pounds
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number899RZH1073
Model899RZH1073

10. CENTRAL 23

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Rude Greeting Cards for Mom, Fun Birthday Card for Dad, Central 23, 'Might Piss Yourself', Funny Sister Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Cards for Women, Cheeky Birthday Card for Brother

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CENTRAL 23 #ad - Blank inside - for your own birthday message, we include a funny tip sheet to help you write something nice! Happy birthday card - this cheeky design is sure to put a smile on the face of the Birthday Girl or Boy.

Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag. Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Comes with fun stickers – to add a bit more banter to your message! 🀘🀞we're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Designed in london by the expert Central 23 team πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β€. Perfect for your mom or Sister, or anyone you have a fun banter relationship with. Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Cheeky & funny design.
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ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length5.91 Inches
Weight30 Grams
Width5.91 Inches
Part NumberCC965
ModelCC965